The BOSS

When the Lord made Man, All the parts of the body argued who would be Boss.
The Brain explained that since he controlled all the parts of the body, he should be boss.
The Legs argued that they should be boss, since they could take the body anywhere it wanted to go.
The Stomach countered with the expalination that since he digested all the food, He kept the body healthy; therefore he should be boss.
The Eyes said that without vision, man could not see where he was going therefore they should be boss.
Then the Rectum spoke up and applied for the job.
The other parts of the body all laugh so hard the Rectum closed up.
After a few days, the brain got foggy, the legs become wobbly, the stomach became ill and eyes crossed and could not see.
Soon they all conceded that the rectum should be boss.
Which just goes to prove that you dont have to be a brain to be boss. Just an Ass.